My name is Annabel, I'm 22. I wish I was the Avatar. Or a water bender.
University = my life right now
the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person
"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"
My sister was playing some kind of question game on her Kindle two rooms away and I heard her ask herself in frustration: “Who the heck lives on 221B baker street?! This is impossible!” And I am not exaggerating when I say I slammed my hands into my keyboard and:
She proceeded to yell back: “THANK YOU, NERD!”
i have never seen a post with a plot twist like this before
Good Guy Burglar
no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest crap ever get out of my face.
when your friend is going through a tough time and you just want to help them out
tea rexes. Hahaha? Get it? Tea. Ha. I’m going to sleep.